Well, it's been so long since I posted in here, probably the starting place would be...
There, got that out of the way.
I'd write a quick run-down of how the last two years have gone, but a) who has the time to READ that?, and b) it's entirely too hard to type and drink at the same time. (...) WHAT?!?!
Okay, so I'm not actually having a drink (yet), but I'm sure thinking about it. I'm back in college, living with the boyfriend (bites tongue), taking care of a big house, two dogs, a cat, five kids (four are the boyfriend's, although technically it's three now, as the fourth one isn't here much these days since she started college), two dogs (wait, did I mention that already? Sorry, when one of them is A HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS, it's easy to mention it twice), the boyfriend (what man does NOT need taken care of? Seriously. Not even kidding.), being pelted with massive amounts of 'go fuck yourself' every time I turn around (from various sources. I'd cite the aforementioned sources, but I'd rather not find myself thrown in front of bus. Wait...), paying bills (apparently I was yearning to be a bookkeeper all my life and never even knew it), going blind, watching my youngest son lose his mind (still love him, but once you have to call the police and he ends up gone for EIGHT HOURS, 'lose his mind' seems pretty apt), bailing out my mother when necessary, going blind (shit, I'm repeating myself again, aren't I? Guess the whole GOING BLIND thing deserves it's own spot, too), blah blah blah.
So how was YOUR day?